I have yet to figure this one out. Why would any female, in her right mind, do this to her body? You are ripping hairs out by their roots people! God, how much torture does one need to go through to look sexy? Don’t give me that crap about it being cleaner, more hygienic, looking neater, or whatever, I’m still not buying it. Hair is on our body for a reason so maybe we should leave it there. Do I sound like a whiner? Maybe I do, but there is a reason. I’m a shaver, I always have been a shaver and I always will be a shaver. I have never waxed a hair on (or in this case, off) my body. The thought of putting hot wax on my skin and then pulling it off makes me cringe. Not only that, but we’re talking about an overly sensitive part of the female anatomy here, it has to be uncomfortable. Those people who say it isn’t or that it doesn’t hurt are lying through their bare asses. Now let’s just get past the waxing part and go on to what happens later. The upkeep must be horrible. I can’t imagine having to redo it every six to eight weeks or so (Okay, I may be wrong about the time frame but bare with me, I’ve never waxed before). And what about the “decision” about whether or not to leave a landing strip or go all pink. If I’m correct, and if you decide to leave a strip, it can be any shape or form a person would like it to be…a rectangle, a square, an arrow, a heart, and so forth. Boy, the guys must find it really sexy, actually, they probably do and I’m not going to go there. Here’s my thing. If you’re going to torture yourself in this way, why would you leave a little behind? Why wouldn’t you get rid of all of it? Wouldn’t it just look like you couldn’t take the pain and had to stop right at that point because you were going to pass out? It would be like painting a black wall white and then stopping when you have about six inches left because your arms got tired and you couldn’t do anymore. It absolutely baffles me. Some people have even said it’s body art…A tattoo is body art guys, a naked “goodie basket” isn’t. Oh, and how many Brazilians actually have this? Probably none, it was probably just a gimmick someone started to see if women would be stupid enough to give someone a look up their nook. So, to sum this all up, I will never get a Brazilian Bikini Wax. I would probably wax if I had to (and by “had to”, I mean if I was stupid drunk on a 26 of Tequila and someone was holding a gun to my head), but I would limit it to my legs. Anyway, as of now, I say “Nay Nay to a naked Vajayjay.” Oh and by the way, while on this topic, I want you to go online and google Sphinx and Persian and see which you find cuter.

OH MY GOD! You actually did it didn’t you? You are so strange. I can’t believe it. Oh well, c’est la vie!