1). I AM AFRAID OF THE DARK…Yes I am. Maybe it’s insecurity, maybe it’s because I watched too many horror movies as a child, or maybe it is simply paranoia. I will probably never know, but until the time comes when I am no longer afraid I will continue to turn on lights before entering a room, I will never turn my back to any door when in said room and I will always sleep with some sort of light source by my side in case the power should fail.

2). I AM A MAKEUP VIDEO JUNKIE…I truly am. I don’t know why, because I can never apply makeup the way they do. I will never be able to understand how to bake my under eyes without creasing, it is supposed eliminate creasing but not when I do it. I can never figure which colour to use as a transition colour when doing my eyes but I try. I can’t do a winged eyeliner if my life depended on it and don’t even talk to me about bronzer or highlighter. Yet, JEFFREE STAR and GLAM LIFE GURU are my “goto” videos to watch for tutorials and other “stuff”. Maybe one day I will learn, but until then I will tag @glamlifeguru and @jeffreestar and hope they see this and send me some product and give some advice.

3). I AM SOMEWHAT OF A CONSPIRACY THEORIST…No, I don’t believe that Elvis is still alive, that Paul McCarney is dead, or that 911 never happened, I’m not that stupid. I do, however, think that J. Edgar Hoover plotted and carried out the death of JFK. I believe that Marilyn Monroe’s “suicide” was a cover for her knowing too much about the Kennedys’. And I do believe that the Kennedy’s were cursed.

4). I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, PSYCHIC PHENOMENON, AND UFO’s…I know, the three have nothing in common, but having experienced all of them, I decided to group them together. In my 52 years on this earth, I have seen, heard and witnessed enough to believe and that’s all that matters. There will be more to follow later, believe me.

5). I WOULD LOVE TO BE A CONTESTANT ON MASTERCHEF CANADA…But it will never happen. Even though I know the difference between, flambé, sauté, blanch, and parboil. And I can tell if something has been diced, chopped, julienned and sliced, I will never be a contestant. Why? Because I don’t perform well under pressure. I get the feeling my meat would be tough, my sautéed vegetables burned and my rice would be crunchy. So, until the day I get over my insecurities, my one chance at fame will have to wait…😜

Well, that’s all for now. There will be more to come, I’m sure. So keep reading and remember that this mom has left the building.